BLAH BLAH BLAH

I DON'T REALLY CARE WHERE YOU LIVE AT
JUST TURN AROUND--

Wait. Wait. That's what the lyrics are? D8 OMFG. *runs to switch CD to next track* Okay, okay. That's probably better. It's all going to be alright now, right? I mean, I don't wanna do...any of that. I'm straight, remember? I have a girlfriend with a nice set of coconuts whom I share with my brother. This is all completely normal and I'm sure it happens all the time.

Besides learning about the real Blah Blah Blah lyrics, my day has been okay. I went to Kulan to get my hair done since I had more split ends than Vic could ever dream of having, and I needed to get it fixed. Plus, it was practically to my waist! I like to keep it to about the middle of my back. It's a nice manageable place and I still have my suave, sophisticated flair with it.

But when I came in, Kulan had his hair dyed...like, rainbow. And he was trying to hit on me the whole time and I had to remind him that I was happily married -- err, happily taken -- to a female who has nice lady lumps. He wasn't so persistent today because I had scheduled my appointment in advance and the owner of the salon gave him a tranquilizer beforehand, so he was still kinda groggy from waking up from that.

Now that I think about it, though, that wasn't such a good time at the salon, because can you even GUESS who was there? MARGARET THE LANDLADY. She was the landlord at my old apartment that my evil Uncle Victor owned where Froze and I both lived, and she came in on us making out once. It was sort of horrifying, because she saw my manchest! D8 But today she kept waggling her eyebrows at me as she was getting her hair dyed blue, and there was three flies buzzing over her head the whole time for some reason...

I did meet a new FRIEND! 8D His name is Amadour Blanc. He's French! ♥ Isn't that just so fancy? He has sort of a French accent a little bit, but you can't tell much. He tells me he has a sister named Aceline and that she's incredibly pretty.

His hair was kind of pretty, though, because of the colors in it and stuff. It looked like it would be difficult for his hairdresser, though! The style, too, because it was different lengths and whatnot. He's very interested in fashion, and we gossiped the whole time while reading Vogue. It was great! We traded numbers and email addresses and agreed to meet up sometime. I love making new frands, don't you? ;)

So, today I baked a strawberry cake, which is Nora's favorite, and Haley likes all types of cake, so it's all good. Just as I was about to cut it, though, Kulan crashed through the window and collided with it and started smashing it to his face, screaming, "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, RIC?" Vic sorta beat him up and called the owner of the hair salon, who gave him another tranquilizer and took him home. I'm going to have to get that window fixed tomorrow.

Merz is going to a suminagashi class tomorrow, which has something to do with water and paper and ink. Oh, and I think it's Japanese. They have the most adorable things like stuffies and keychains and Hello Kitty ♥! You know, I have a Hello Kitty hoodie I got on a business trip to Japan once. But I don't know much about them; Merz is the one that knows stuff, except she can't speak the language fluently like I can ;D Na-na-na-na-na-na! So I'll probably post a blog while she's not looking, yay. ♥

NOW, FOR THE MOST EXCITING THING THAT HAPPENED TODAY!

I went out and got a TATTOO!!!!!!1!!!111!

I know, so exciting! I got it on my left butt cheek. I was crying and screaming and it was soooooo painful, but I managed to get through it, and the tattoo girl only had to smack me a few times. It hurts to sit down, though, so I've been lying on my stomach, while everyone at home looks at me weirdly. Can you guess what it is? ♥

It's "Froze" in this really fancy, swirly font. ;D I wonder what she'll do when she finds out. Man, I hope she doesn't read this blog before I'm able to tell her...

Well, I guess that's it for today!

Riccy ♥ ♥ ♥